AISubs v3.7
- Yadohan! - Yadohan!
- Gaineidohan! - Gaineidohan!
- Toshiuso! - Toshiuso!
- Mushimenda! - Mushimenda!
I think it's especially true when we're filming videos,
but in our daily lives, we're pretty much just reading the air.
- We're grown-ups, you know. - Yeah.
It was pretty popular back in the day, but...
- It was back in the day, back in the day, back in the day. - Yeah.
- People who don't read the air are just being condemned for it. - Yeah.
- "They don't know anything." - Yeah.
And we want to tell them that.
So today, as usual, we're doing "afternoon tea"...
- As usual, we're doing "afternoon tea"... - Yeah.
- During this "afternoon tea"... - Yeah.
We're going to have to read the air, so we're going to turn the camera around and see what happens.
- I see. - So right now, there's a guardian over there.
If the guardian says, "No, you're not reading the air right now,"
- you'll be made to doze off like this. - Oh!
- Like this. - Ah!
- That happens a lot! - Yeah.
- And the first time is a warning. - Yeah.
- If you're made to doze off a second time, this video will end. - Oh!
So until someone makes you doze off a second time,
let's enjoy "afternoon tea" while reading the air.
Well, we'll see what happens, but...
We're adults who have changed our common sense.
- We should be able to say, "I'm doing fine." - Yeah.
- Then let's have fun doing "afternoon tea"! - Yeah!
- Should we do "afternoon tea" first? - "Afternoon tea" first?
- What is this? - Let's do it.
- Okay, I'll pour it in. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'll pour it in. - Oh!
- Oh, it smells really good. - Yeah.
- Like a father. - Oh!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- I'll bring a tray. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'll do it. - Huh?
- Is that so? - Oh!
- Are you okay? Your clothes aren't dirty. - I'm fine.
- Oh, I'm glad.
- I just said it twice and something weird happened. - No, no, no.
- Let's enjoy the aroma first. - Yeah.
- It smells really good. - Oh, this is...
- Is it dark tea? - Is it dark tea?
- Is it dajin? - It's dajin, right?
- It's Earl Grey! - It's the one you bought in Japan.
- It's the one you bought in Japan.
- Please be careful of your health. - I'm sorry.
- Don't say it! - Yeah.
- Don't say it in front of the customer! - Yeah.
- Let's try it. - Yeah.
- Thank you for the tea. - The aroma is like...
- It smells like tea leaves. - Yeah.
- It'd be a shame if the tea leaves were taken away. - Yeah, I think so too.
- Oh, it smells really good! - Oh, really?
- Let's try it. - It smells really good!
- Oh, really? - Itadakimasu!
- Oh, it's good! - It's just right.
- Oh, I know! My parents are in Wakayama and stuff like that.
- My parents sent me persimmons. - Oh, persimmons! I'm so happy!
- Do you like persimmons? - Yes.
- Yes.
- You like persimmons, right? - I love them!
- Your grandma used to eat them at home, right? - Yeah, she did.
- I'm not really good with persimmons. - I don't eat them that much now, but...
- Huh? - That was the flow of people who like persimmons, right?
- Everyone likes persimmons and they're excited about persimmons, and you're like "even now?!"
- My back feels like it's broken right now. - Oh, really?
- It's like you brought it and you're buying it. - Oh, I see.
- It's like that. - Oh, I see!
- It happens a lot, doesn't it? - So you don't like persimmons?
- Really? - Really?
- Well, it's a little late for that now. - I hate persimmons.
- You only eat them!
- I also brought a tea snack. - Oh, really?
- I brought a tea snack. - Oh, I'm so happy!
- It's a candy I've loved since I was a kid. It's called salmiakki. - Oh, I see.
- It's kind of rude to say this, but it's said to be the worst candy in the world. - Oh, it's pretty.
- But I really love it! - It's a unique flavor, right?
- Yes, it is. - I'll try it.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- This is delicious. - Are you saying this is bad?
- This is delicious. - Delicious.
- Delicious.
- It's gone. - It's gone because it's too delicious.
- Do you want it? - Didn't you eat it? - No, I ate it.
- If you eat it, it's a waste of taste. - It's too delicious that I drank it.
- I still have a lot of it. - Then take it.
- If you take it, I'm sorry. - Thank you.
- How do you do it? - Take it.
- How do you do it? - I want you to taste it in your mouth.
- Chew it. - Chew it.
- It's very elastic. - Elastic.
- It's like a tire. - Like a tire?
- The color is like a tire. - Yes, it's like a tire.
- Please put it here. - Thank you.
- I'll have one. - Let's go.
- Shibata-san. - I have a lot of memories of when I was a child.
- You were reborn as a child. - Did you eat this much when you were a child?
- That's right. - I'm not crying anymore.
- Only Tetsuya-san isn't crying, is he? - Really?
- Everyone was moved and cried.
- You didn't look at me, so I touched you and made you cry.
- This candy is stupid. - It's too long.
- This is amazing. - You got it well.
- Can I have a refill? - Yes.
- Drink up, everyone. - By the way, how do you spend your Christmas?
- Because it's women's season. - That's right.
- Tetsuya-san, you have a girlfriend, don't you? - That's right.
- I don't spend time with my girlfriend. - Oh, you don't?
- That's right. I want to spend time with my friends. - Oh, I see.
- I have a wife and a child, too. - Yes.
- How about you, Megane-san? - I don't have anything.
- Really? - I don't have anything.
- Let's hang out together. - Let's.
- I didn't have any plans, either. - Oh, really?
- That's great. - It'd be fun if the four of us went out for dinner.
- That'd be fun. - It'd be nice if we had a tea party or something.
- I'd love that. - I'd love that.
- Do you have any plans for yourself? - No, I don't.
- I don't think we all do. - I don't think we all do.
- I feel lonely. - Lonely? What are you talking about?
Hey, Jigokuy. Let's break up.
- What? - We're friends now.
- What? - I thought you were different.
- We were good friends. - That's true, but I thought you were different.
- At that time... - I'm sorry.
- We broke up. - What?
- We broke up. - I'm free now.
- What?
- We're friends now. - I'm free now.
- Yeah, I'm free now.
- Can we have some snacks? - Who's going to eat them?
- Can we get some from Seno? - Yes.
- Can we get some from Seno? - Saint Seiya...
- Tetsuya... - Yes? - Are you going downhill?
Downhill? Is that bad?
No, it's fine. It's okay to be downhill.
- So you don't like it? - No, I don't like it.
I was wondering if everyone would eat this part.
- Is there such a thing? - No, I don't think so.
- I don't think so. - I don't think so.
But you're acting weird now.
Completely.
- It's good! - It's good!
How far did you go with the sweets?
I ate all of them.
I'm fine.
Shima-san, you know...
You said you have a child.
- That's right. - It's my apology, but...
How old are you?
I don't wear it that much anymore.
- If you don't mind, please wear it. - Wow!
- It's silver. - It's cute!
- It's perfect! - It looks warm!
- It's perfect for my intestines! - Wow!
- You've grown up! - You've grown up!
- I'm four years old. - What?!
- Can I wear it now? - Yes, you can.
- You can? - Yes.
I'm sorry, but...
It's important for a child...
To wear it first.
It looks good on you.
It looks good on me.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry that I can only give you this.
It's okay. Your son is going to wear it.
You can take it off so that it doesn't get dirty.
Should I take it off?
Wow, an airplane is flying.
Airplane? Is it that?
I felt something on my back.
It's a wave.
Oh, I'm glad.
I want to change the taste of tea.
I also brought this.
I think it's good.
Wouldn't it be delicious if you put this in?
How do you do it?
You can put it in like this.
It looks like a delicious ramen shop.
It looks like chicken.
Are you kidding me?
Shall we eat?
Let's eat.
This is delicious.
It melts in my mouth.
I think I'm a little better.
That's right.
Thank you for changing the taste of tea.
This is a different tea.
A different tea?
What is this?
This is orange tea.
Orange tea?
Oh, it's really orange.
Oh, I heard a sound.
What?
It's true.
It's orange tea.
It's amazing.
What?
Thank you for putting in so much.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
It wasn't much.
I'm sorry.
It's orange tea.
What?
It's orange tea.
Let's split it.
No, no.
We can't split it.
No, no.
Let's put it in.
One, two...
I'm going to drink it.
Wow, it tastes great.
It's really good.
It's orange tea.
ALC.
Asia League Champion, right?
Asia League Champion, 40%.
Can you go to the bathroom and bring me some tea?
Of course.
Isn't it for sale?
Did you drink it?
Didn't you drink it?
I drank it.
I hid it.
It tastes great.
Did you like it?
It's really good.
I'm sure there are people who don't like it.
But I have to drink it because I got it.
What is that kettle?
What is it?
I don't think there's a kettle like this anymore.
It's like a light bulb replacement structure.
The kettle is amazing.
Is the kettle still amazing?
Can you look at the picture in the back?
This picture?
I often saw it in the middle of the picture.
That's right.
It's a heart.
What does it mean?
Break that cross if you need to.
What does it mean?
It's amazing.
I want to keep looking at it.
It's artistic.
Can I go to the bathroom?
I'm sorry.
I started a tennis ball company.
A tennis ball company?
I didn't know about it.
Could you advertise it on social media?
Of course.
I don't have to force you.
You don't have to force me.
This is a tennis ball product.
It's small.
It's cute.
Can you put it in a place like this?
It's cute.
Can you advertise it with a hashtag?
I can't advertise it with a hashtag.
You can't advertise it with a hashtag.
I'm back.
Are you okay?
Is my face okay?
I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
I'm alone in the bathroom.
You're doing a commercial.
What are you going to do?
No one can follow you.
We are doing PR tweet right now.
Can you do PR tweet properly?
No, no, no.
I didn't ask you to do it, but you did it for me.
What?
You don't know it just by this, do you?
What?
You don't know it just by this, do you?
What?
I don't know it just by this, do you?
What?
That's also a great design.
You're making me do it.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, it's a nice PR tweet.
As expected of you.
You have a lot of personal tweets.
Excuse me.
This is it.
What is it?
I've never seen it before.
This is...
It's called "washing scissors eye patch".
I'm sorry, but it's only for three people.
It's impossible for me because I'm wearing glasses.
I'm also wearing contacts, so it might be impossible for me.
So this is...
I'll do it.
Why?
It doesn't hurt.
It looks like it hurts.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I'm going to have you pull it all the time.
That's amazing.
It's going to be beautiful.
I'm going to have you do it.
I see.
It's cute.
The last impact is important.
I'm sorry.
Is this okay?
It's about three times.
Pull it as hard as you can.
Do you pull it?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
It's hot.
It was an impact.
The rest is cookies.
Do you put a guard on it?
It's like this.
It feels different.
Does this mean anything?
It's like an ear.
This is a man who wants to be a billionaire.
You can be a billionaire.
Say it.
I'm going to say it.
You're so flashy.
People say my lips are sexy.
I want to emphasize it.
It's my first time.
Can you pull it up?
No, I can't.
You can't?
I can't do it for a while.
Can you do it for a while?
Can you do it for me?
It's like an introduction.
It's off.
Can you put it back?
It's good.
It's like a duck.
It's cute.
It's like a duck's mouth.
Can you do it for a while?
I think you should pay me.
It's embarrassing for me.
It's only the beginning of the tea party.
I'll buy it!
I'll do it at home.
I'll buy it!
What should I eat?
It looks delicious.
I ate a muffin.
Can you give me something like a muffin?
I'm sorry.
Can you give me something like a muffin?
Let's not do it.
I have a muffin.
What is it?
Has the tea taste changed?
I want to buy tea.
Tea is amazing, isn't it?
If we do it again, we'll lose eight times.
It's a tea party.
It's funny.
Tomoro-kun, we're a tea party.
It's a tea party.
Let's make a line group.
A tea party?
Let's make a tea party.
Let's make it.
Please.
Let's make it.
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Only you, Toshimitsu-san...
Eh?! Why?! Why?! Why?!
...haven't eaten your sweets.
What?!
I don't know!
You're kidding me, right?!
It's true that those who are eating...
...are the only ones who are eating.
It's really hard.
Seriously, I thought it was because we ate the barbeque first.
It's more desirable to eat at the same timing.
Right.
Rather than eating alone?
Won't the tea noodles go in?
Won't the air stop?
The tea noodles will disband.
Disband.
This liquid was amazing.
It was amazing.
If we all drank it up, what would we do?
I thought we could do it.
I thought we could do it, but we couldn't do it.
It was amazing.
It was cool.
Right?
When I met with your superior...
How about this product?
That awkwardness.
I felt like I was being presented...
...with a new service.
Ah...
It's weird.
It's round.
I... What was it?
The beauty brand that Shibayu brought...
I used it for a day.
Yeah.
I thought, "Oh no, Tetsuya did it too."
Then I had no choice but to do it.
Yeah.
I thought, "There's no room left."
I thought I had no choice but to do it...
...but he bought it for me...
...and it didn't end up like that.
I didn't think it would be like that.
It's like you suddenly came up with some rules.
Today's shooting is over!
We'll be heading home now.
Thank you for your hard work.